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General Details
I am:
Man
Seeking a:
Email Pen Pals
Age:
35
Country:
Australia
City:
Melbourne
Headline:
Ahhh meh
In my own words:
I like long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners......oh wait this ain’t plenty of fish?!?

Just a nice dude with a dorky sense of humour. I like reading,music, movies, animals and blah blah blah. Oh no I sound like every profile I’ve ever read. Now I’m concerned. I need to start making some sh*t up to make myself sound better. I bench 285. I Speak 5 languages (is Klingon a language) ok make that 6 languages. Ok those last two sentences aren’t true. But something true is I don’t like social media at all. I’m an old man trapped in a 35 mans body. Get off my lawn! Not really I’m a nice guy I just prefer a good book and a glass of red.....oh my god I’ve become me grandpa!!! At 35 I’m him!!!!!! I put an onion on my belt. It was the style at the time. I sense a midlife crisis coming on!

Ok I’m back. I went and had a good cry in the shower. The tears were washed away and the fan drowned out my sobs of desperation so no one here suspects anything. Well maybe the dog but I can bribe him. Ok this joke is getting too real. Where were we?!
I workout when I could be bothered( few time’s a week yeah I know it’s pathetic!!!) U wanna fight about it? I wouldn’t I bench 285 u know! I like cooking when I could be bothered. Often tired after work. Wow I sound lazy when I put this on paper. Another crisis I hear u say?!? Maybe. Hehe. Got two cats and a chihuahua. Do u class that as a dog?!? If not I’ll forgive u. Ok byyyeeee
Languages:
English
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Religion:
Other
Appearance
Body type:
Slender
Height:
6' 0"
Eyes:
Blue
Hair:
Light Brown
Lifestyle
Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Living Situation:
With pets
Social Setting:
Better in small groups, Somewhat shy
TV Watching:
Movies
Home and Family
Professional Life
Personal
Sense of Humor:
Obscure, Goofy, Dry / Sarcastic, Clever / Quick Witted, Friendly
Interests:
Listening to Music
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