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heyy guys.

What falls, but never needs a bandage?

'm not a fan of spring cleaning. Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

What kind of candy do astronauts like?

What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeee!
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

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